Monday 22 December 2014

Gifts for him F1 style

You've looked online, you've traipsed around the high street and if you don't find something soon your favourite F1 driver will be unwrapping socks and aftershave. Stop worrying, because F1 Prattle has got you covered with its list of gifts for the F1 driver who has everything.

Pastor Maldonado 
I know some of you will expect Pastor to be on the naughty list with nothing but a stocking full of coal to look forward to but if you're feeling generous then this Panel Damage Checker will allow Pastor to get his Lotus looking shiny and new for his next on track adventure!

Fernando Alonso & Ron Dennis
Sometimes, despite your best intentions, things just don't work out. So if we have a repeat of 2007 at McLaren then this exquisite shredder will make short work of that three year contract.

Max Verstappen
The 17 year old has done some practice sessions but I think it would be irresponsible to let the youngest driver do a full race without L Plates. When he gets points he can rip them up, cracking photo opportunity.

Kimi Raikkonen 
After such a disappointing year it's time to get everyones favourite Finn smiling and what better way than an ice cream maker (additional alcohol optional). Please remember to remove the instructions before you give it to him or prepare to be told "I know what I'm doing"

If you have any ideas yourself please comment below, there are team principals hunting around Tescos looking for inspiration right now that need your help!

Merry Christmas all!




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