Gifts for him F1 style

You've looked online, you've traipsed around the high street and if you don't find something soon your favourite F1 driver will be unwrapping socks and aftershave. Stop worrying, because F1 Prattle has got you covered with its list of gifts for the F1 driver who has everything.

Pastor Maldonado 

I know some of you will expect Pastor to be on the naughty list with nothing but a stocking full of coal to look forward to but if you're feeling generous then this Panel Damage Checker will allow Pastor to get his Lotus looking shiny and new for his next on track adventure!

Fernando Alonso & Ron Dennis

Sometimes, despite your best intentions, things just don't work out. So if we have a repeat of 2007 at McLaren then this exquisite shredder will make short work of that three year contract.

Max Verstappen

The 17 year old has done some practice sessions but I think it would be irresponsible to let the youngest driver do a full race without L Plates. When he gets points he can rip them up, cracking photo opportunity.

Kimi Raikkonen 

After such a disappointing year it's time to get everyones favourite Finn smiling and what better way than an ice cream maker (additional alcohol optional). Please remember to remove the instructions before you give it to him or prepare to be told "I know what I'm doing"

If you have any ideas yourself please comment below, there are team principals hunting around Tescos looking for inspiration right now that need your help!

Merry Christmas all!

Who will replace the Iceman in 2016?

Ferrari, the poisoned chalice of modern Formula 1, will be looking for a replacement for the outgoing Kimi Raikkonen in the coming months, but who are the contenders for this prestigious seat?

Firstly, it must be noted that there are two drivers who could have been considered but are instead a reminder of the dangers of the sport that we all love. Robert Kubica and Jules Bianchi have both suffered horrific injuries which will rule them out of the Ferrari drive which they had been previously linked to. Robert Kubica began his career in the Italian formula Renault 2000 series and had received admiring glances from Ferrari before his accident in rallying, Stefano Domenicali had admitted that there was a test drive waiting for Kubica at the end of the 2011 season. Bianchi has been part of the Ferrari young driver program since 2009 after impressing in a test when Ferrari were assessing their options, on the back of Massa's own injury. If these tragedies had not occurred we may have even been looking at a Kubica, Bianchi partnership for 2016.

So who does this leave Ferrari with? I believe that Perez has burnt his bridges with the Scuderia, and hardly impressed at Mclaren but his German team mate at Force India may be a more safe pair of hand for the 2nd Ferrari. Hulkenberg was nearly signed instead of Raikkonen last year, a bad decision in hindsight, and F1 fans have long been asking when will we see the like-able German in a car deserving of his talents? He clearly has the speed, a pole position in his first year in Brazil in his first year, is evidence for this but I worry that the Hulk will instead turn out to be the new Nick Heidfeld, and continue to be a nearly man.

An option from outside of Formula 1 is Raffaele Marciello, a member of the Ferrari young driver program and impressive race winner in tricky conditions at Spa in GP2 this year. I'm sure Ferrari would love to put him in as he would be the first Italian in a Ferrari since Fisichella's unfortunate stand in appearances at the end of 2009.

I feel Ferrari will try to replicate their greatest period of success and pick the driver most suited to the Barrichello role of 2nd driver and keep 'baby schumi' smiling. and put the young Italian in the car provided he can demonstrate consistent speed in the 2015 GP2 season.

Failing all this there may be a double world champion on the market in 2015 if a repeat of 2007 takes place at Mclaren. Stranger things have happened...